MacBook plan

So I was thinking.  If each one of my readers send me $500 I could get myself a new MacBook.  Just $500 and you can help a buddy out.  That’s only like 100 coffees or two tanks of gas.  Quit drinking coffee and start riding your bike then send your money to mace so he can sit on his ass with another computer.

 Sound like a deal?  No?  Oh well, it sounded good to me.