So you know Heinz puts all sorts of different sayings on their ketchup bottles. I always look for the best one when I am buying ketchup. Did you know you can order your own ketchup with your own saying on the bottle? Kind of expensive at $6 a bottle though. You of course can’t use explicit words, but you can’t even use the word blood. I so wanted to order me some “fake blood”.

• The Fake, The Snake, and The Birthday Cake