Middle schooler me wanted to be a rapper. I was really into the Beastie Boys, DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince, and Run DMC. I wrote a couple of rap song, and my rap name was M&M. I spelt it a little different than Eminem, but it was essentially the same. Like Marshall Mathers, my initials are also MM, plus it’s my favorite candy. My brother and I recorded the couple songs I wrote onto a cassette tape using his little Casio keyboard as the only musical instrument to make some noise that we called music. I made artwork and everything for our album titled Too Much Hype. It would be cool to hear how awful it was, but I sure it’s in a landfill somewhere. But anyhow, I am the original slim shady.*
*after writing that I looked up Eminem and he is actually older than me. We were probably both rapping as M&M at the same time, so I guess I’m not the original M&M, I’m just the M&M that sucked.
Today I was thinking, I don’t have any pirated or cracked software on any of my computers. Back when I was a poor college student, I pirated or cracked everything. You name it, I could get it for free. I was the go to guy for free software among my group of friends. It was almost a game. Most of the software I didn’t even use, I just wanted it for free. Nowadays I am so out of the loop, I’m not even sure where to go for it.
Ok, I just went to one of my favorite sites for cracks, astalavista.box.sk, and it looks like it still works. It’s crazy that it’s still around, it’s probably been 20 years since I last used it.
I don’t think people use the amount of software now that they did back then. You can do so much with just a web browser these days, and operating systems are so much more advanced too. About the only piece of software I pay for now is Photoshop. At $10 a month for Photoshop and Lightroom it seems like a great deal. Over time it’s probably not that great of deal, but I don’t really notice it and there isn’t really a comparable free alternate. Everything else I use is either free or low cost, but honestly, I don’t use that much software these days.
I love Frosting on the Beater, but I always seem to forget about The Posies. I have a few other Posies albums, but haven’t really given them much of a listen. I’m not really sure how this album made this list, but then when I think about it, there was a period in 1993 when I listened the hell out of this album in my dorm room. I think it’s a highly underrated album. You’ve probably never even heard of it in fact, but it’s great.
I picked up Exile In Guyville on a whim. I saw Kurt Loder talk about her in a piece for MTV News. Nobody that I knew was really listening to women fronted groups, but I loved them. From Juliana Hatfield Three, Veruca Salt, That Dog, The Breeders, Poe, Jennifer Trynin, Letters to Cleo… I could go on for ever. Loved them all. I had a feeling I would like Liz Phair, and boy did I.
Soon after I got the album they started to play the “Never Said” video on MTV. I don’t know if they ever played it on the radio in our area. Our radio stations always sucked. I honestly don’t really know how big this album went nationally. In my little bubble it was one of the best albums of the year.
Liz is apparently working on new material to be released this year. I can’t wait, and I hope she tours. I saw her once at First Ave, and she is great. It would be great to see her again.
I mentioned Juliana Hatfield back when I was talking about The Lemonheads. I’m a huge fan of her. Become What You Are wasn’t her first solo album, but it her first as Juliana Hatfield Three. My college roommate first bought this album. I wanted it too, but I just listened to his copy that first fall. We both loved the album and Juliana in general. Once Christmas break came around I had to go buy my own copy. I couldn’t go a couple weeks without hearing my Juliana. It’s crazy to think to back to the times before you can hear music online. You had to own the album, or you couldn’t hear it. Now I can watch the “My Sister” video, and listen to the album whenever I want. They are just a couple clicks away.
I should be on the road right now to see Green Day. I was late to the ball and didn’t get tickets right away. Only nosebleeds were left, so I didn’t buy them. I’m kicking myself now. Although, I could get tickets from Stubhub right now. It’s so tempting. Green Day is probably the best band I have ever seen live. It’s amazing how many great songs they have. Most 90s bands now are either broken up, or they are making crap music. Green Day’s newest album is one of their best. Having such a vast catalog is also a bad thing. They just don’t have time to play much of their older stuff, plus people probably don’t know it as well. I don’t know when they last played “Christie Road” live. So even though they are great, I’m always leaving sad that they didn’t play a handful of my favorites.
So instead of seeing Green Day again, I’m just going to hang out at home and get a few projects done and enjoy the nice spring day outside. It’s always great when it finally gets nice enough to enjoy some time outside. I may be a great indoorsman, but I do like the outdoors in the spring.
On Tuesday I cancelled our DirecTV service. It’s crazy to think we have been a customer for thirteen years. We originally switched to DirecTV because we hated Cableone, and DirecTV had Tivos. DirecTV Tivos have been gone a long time now and we’ve been dealing with their shit DVR, while watching our monthly bill going up ever year. It’s stupid that you have to threaten to cancel ever year to keep your bill down. Fuck that. I’m not playing that game. This year our bill creeped over the $130 mark. Now that we have another cable provider, Midco, I thought I would look into them. They’ve been a great internet provider so far.
So now I’m paying around $130 for cable AND internet. I’m pretty much saving the $65 that I was paying for internet. And guess what? They have Tivos! We finally have and awesome DVR again. So we basically switched to DirecTV to get a Tivo and left DirecTV to get a Tivo again.
I wish cable and satellite providers cared about their customers and offered better DVRs like Tivos. The user interface is so much better. I guess they’ll feel the pain soon enough as fewer people subscribe, and more people cut the cord. If I lived alone I would have cut the cord years ago. I never watch TV. All the alternatives are getting better. Someday soon we will cut the cord, just not quite yet.
New Miserable Experience was a great album. “Hey Jealousy” was basically an anthem song for 1993. I still remember listening to this album on the way to my first party with a bunch of coworkers. I had a crush on a certain coworker, so I was totally going to the party that night at her apartment after she invited me. One of the first person I met at the party was her big buff boyfriend who could kick my ass with his pinkie finger. It was still a fun night. It was my first time hanging out with a bunch of coworkers. It was a little weird getting drunk with my boss, but everyone was cool. After the party, I probably shouldn’t have driven home, but my dorm room was just a few blocks away, so I drove home continuing listening to New Miserable Experience. It’s weird how certain songs, or album bring back certain memories. I listened to this album a ton in 1993, but all the memories are from that party.
I was a little young when Hüsker Dü was big, so I never really got into them. My introduction to the greatness that is Bob Mould was Sugar. I loved Suger so much. It’s a shame they didn’t get bigger than they did. Sugar basically only had two albums and both are great. If I was to pick one band to describe the early 90s sound, it would be Sugar. Bob Mould isn’t from Minneapolis, but he spent some time there. That was where Hüsker Dü and Sugar were formed. His star at First Ave is right below Prince’s. Bob Mould’s solo stuff probably isn’t as great as Sugar, but I still like it. He wrote a book a few years ago that I highly recommend to any Bob Mould fans.