This Physicist Has A Groundbreaking Idea About Why Life Exists. http://bit.ly/13jDZCv.
— mace (@mace) December 13, 2014
After a few hours on my iPhone 6, my iPhone 5 sure seems old and clunky.
— mace (@mace) November 21, 2014
So I got the brown leather iPhone 6 case and it looks best with the gold iPhone. I can't believe I'm actually getting the gold iPhone.
— mace (@mace) November 20, 2014
Only one religion is right but I won't say which one because I want you to figure it out by hating and killing each other while I watch.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 17, 2014
The older I get, the less I feel the need to correct people. Rest assured though, that I'm doing it on the inside.
— Micki Krimmel (@Mickipedia) November 15, 2014