Halloween Conspiracies

Screw the religious right that think Halloween is destroying Christianity, Halloween is a big candy company conspiracy.  Just like Valentine’s Day was invented to sell flowers, I think Halloween was invented to sell candy.  I can’t believe how small the bags of candy have gotten.  Fun size my ass.  When I was a kid I didn’t find the “fun size” very much fun, and they have only gotten smaller.  I just spent ten bucks on four bags of candy with the equivalent amount of chocolate as maybe four candy bars.  I am sure I could buy the same amount of candy tomorrow for three bucks.  Conspiracy I tell you.