I don’t wanna know

So the other day I was at work in the locker room getting dressed and my boss walked in. He went to his locker, grabbed a Playboy, and then went to a bathroom stall. I was kinda scared to leave the locker room because I had to walk past the stalls. I don’t want to know what he was doing with the Playboy. Hopefully he is one of the few people that actually read the articles. There are articles in playboy, right?