Fake Blood

So you know Heinz puts all sorts of different sayings on their ketchup bottles.  I always look for the best one when I am buying ketchup.  Did you know you can order your own ketchup with your own saying on the bottle?  Kind of expensive at $6 a bottle though.  You of course can’t use explicit words, but you can’t even use the word blood.  I so wanted to order me some “fake blood”.